Helen's thoughts on camping

Uses for a Dictionary

use it as a tray to serve the wine.

use it as a plate to eat the food.

use it to sit on on a wet grassy knobul.

use the pages to start a bonfire.

use the blank pages at the back to write a note to a

farmer or to put a message in a bottle.

perhaps roll all the pages up and tie them together to

make a rope for when someone falls down a ravine.

have something to stimulate our minds.

have a purpose for living if we get trapped in a cave.

throw it at anyone who is doing our heads in.

throw it at each other.

hold it up over the sun so that the sun doesn't ruin our photos.

to weigh down a guy rope if we have any missing pegs (er hum).

to stone a rabbit to death if we need to eat.

press mountain flowers in it.

make a jacket out of it.

to store useful things in like zammos driving license or rizla.

crush fruit with it to make juice.

stand on it to be a bit taller if we need to change a lightbulb.

c'mon u know u wanna hang out with me in any survival situation.

it's the most useful item we've got.

25/08/06